I think the U.S Marine can take the luxery real estate agent. I mean really. #TheBachelorette

There are no words. We lost a beautiful soul with an amazing voice. Our hearts go out to the friends, fans and family of Christina Grimmie.

I truly think the world would be a happier place if everyone watched Ellen every day. Be kind to one another.

Nothing pisses me off more than someone parking in my parking spot.

Maybe if our presidential candidates spent more time on our country and less time bashing each other we would be getting somewhere.

I like Pizza more than most people

in theory I love summer but I'm actually so ready for fall and winter like what the heck

Serious question- Is two weeks old too early to feed your kid pizza?

#MenTellAll or #WomenTellAll? Same amount of hairspray and cat fights.

A great alternative to grilled chicken breasts is Oreos.

Usain Bolt is one of the most annoying people on this planet.

Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.

I can't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday but I can remember every word to a Hannah Montana album that came out 9 years ago.

It's very clear everyone so torn up about The Walking Dead don't watch Game of Thrones. Never get emotionally attached people!

Nobody will ever be more influential in your child's life than the stranger on Instagram who tells you how to parent them.

So what's the point of the VS fashion show? To make women hate their bodies even more? Cool.

Nothing is worse than waking up, hoping you still have a few hours of sleep left & realizing your alarm is about to go off.

I haven't been on twitter in like a year so now I'm looking at all my old tweets like wth 🙃🙃

hannah got demi lovato tickets, I got a macbook, and selena got 3 different straighteners from 3 different people 😂😭😭

Being sick and stuck in bed is not good for the ole credit card 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃