Why do kitten heels exist?

Anyone else’s default holiday language Spanish? No matter where you are the urge to say gracias kicks in

I’m on a boat tour that I’ve just found out is sold as ‘perfect for couples’ I’m alone. I’m in over my head. There’s too much happiness for my liking.

Is there any better feeling than forgetting you’ve got fresh bedding on, and then getting into fresh bedding. It’s like a gift from your past self

Since when did people start saying pre-kend for a Thursday?! 🤢

The voice I use to talk to dogs is so patronising, I hope people don’t think this is my actual voice

The only good Christmas songs are the old ones.

All granola tastes better eaten straight from the box

Are jelly tots just small fruit pastilles?

Pretty sure that dogs only ever see someone’s real smile

The fact Americans call pasta noodles winds me up no end

pretty sure I only actually like coffee when someone else has made it for me

Why is it people still can’t get used to e-passport gates. It’s only been 10 years

Okay, has anyone actually had a nice papaya or are they all a little shit?

Graduated from university 3 years ago. For some reason my .ac.uk email address has not been closed down yet. Still reaping in all the student discount benefits. Not sorry at all

Blinking blimey. What a 10 minutes.