the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13-14 is unbreakable

For a girl, her partner’s birthday is basically her second birthday.

Me trying to impress Cameron Diaz trade

we cant lose the USPS, thats ours! people need mail! and the mail carriers are really hot! save USPS! save the hot people!

this is what u get when u grew up with a lot of filipinos

see how gracefully you age when you eat lumpia? adobo? every single day

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

if i ever become famous and yall start airing my teenaged homoerotic friendships out like this i would get really evil really fast

And Carly Rae Jepsen said “before you came into my life I missed you so bad”

bryan cranston it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

we still talk about you michael moscovitz 💔

I understand why they didn't make Michael the endgame in the Princess diaries movies because, frankly, the slow-burn to together to separation to reunion masterpiece of Michael and Mia's relationship that happens across ten books can't be adapted onto a screen

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

lowkey dream dress since i was 4 years old

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

im sorry. what the fuck. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME ASHLEY PADILLA AND AMANDA LEHAN CANTO WERE IN GROUNDLINGS AT THE SAME TIME

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Proud mom posing with her son who is still in costume after his performance in A Midsummer Night’s Dream at his high school