“Why don’t you want to have kids?” *motions hysterically in every direction*

I love video meetings because I get to use fake backgrounds and I can pretend to be wherever I want! In my last meeting my background was an active volcano... I got to leave early to avoid the hot lava, okay.

The time is long overdue to legalize marijuana nationally, expunge past marijuana convictions and ensure revenue from legal marijuana is reinvested in the communities most impacted by the failed war on drugs.

My dad sucks and I hope he has a bad day tomorrow. I hope everyone else has the best day! ✨

Special love to all the father figures out there today. You don’t have to be blood related to make a positive impact on a young person’s life. #FathersDay #CobraKai #KarateKid

Hi my out of state friends. Abortion remains legal in California. Paul and I are always willing to provide a free safe and comfortable place for you to stay and free transportation to and from airports and clinics. We are here to help you.

Is Bette Midler okay?

#NewProfilePic

Hi Bobby Moynihan! Fred and my dear, very, very close friend Velma met you and your adorable daughter today at Universal Studios. Please let Dorothy know Scooby would also like an invitation to her 6th birthday. Velma and Fred are looking forward to it. Jinkies! 🧡🔎🤓

Don’t spoil S5, just don’t, and if you do, your just a loser.

No full-time worker in this country should be living in poverty. None.

yvette nicole brown 😂 Who did this?!?

Hey David Chappelle — Kanye and Kyrie are not victims of their antisemitism. Jews are.

I’m going to start shortening all Christian based religion names. The Morms, The Evas, The Caths, etc. Do you think they’ll be cool with it?

Don’t vote for anyone who calls FRIGHT NIGHT a “stupid movie.”

Blocking Musk has made my life so much happier 🖤