the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

Animal shelter security footage captured a scared dog with a large St Bernard. I had a St Bernard and this is exactly how loving they are❣️ I’d adopt them both!

Being an INTROVERT with extroverted jobs is exhausting as fuck.😭😭😭

I personally can’t imagine giving birth to a child whose only experience in life would be pain and death, just so I could feel better about myself on some fucked up moral level?

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

Stuff like this proves that this brand of activism is just a socially acceptable way to be a narcissist. It’s never about the actual cause, because the cause changes and the complaining just never ends, there’s something else obviously driving this pathological need to make

my non woke take is that i love animals but do kind of believe in the food chain at the end of the day

as an adult, it’s frustrating seeing your parents remain the same. no healing, no growth, just the same patterns continuing

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

Whatever trauma I have inherited has made me addicted to endurance sports so for that I am grateful

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

Pretty cool ending at the Derby! From last to first…and the first woman trainer to win ever!🏆

🔥🔥🔥

all roads lead back to the loneliness i felt as a child

I love animals but I refuse to take advice from sanctimonious millionaires who have never experienced one day in the real world.

No part of childbearing appeals to me. Not the pregnancy stage, the birthing stage, the breast feeding stage or the lifelong devotion stage. None.

give yourself permission to be mean. people are weird.

Happy Mother’s Day to me bc I have a cat that follows me around the house if I have string cheese

Literally

One thing my 30s did not prepare me for is how many people are already on their second marriage. Yall really out here wilding fr