1 or 2 #lovebox Sat tickets going cheap! DM me...

#dairyfree milk drinkers - if you make your own #almond, #oat or #rice milk what's your #blender of choice?

Dulce de leche AND lemon cake. Let's just put a slice of bacon on top and call it a day

Cats are such shits, I love them: thepoke.co.uk/2013/03/06/cat…

My feature for Crumbs! crumbsmag.com/journal/254_no…

“Jesus Christ. His résumé says he minored in History, too. We have to move fast if we want to snag this guy.” onion.com/13VR5mM

Me, talking about radishes crumbsmag.com/journal/254_no… #notjustgoodinsalads #radishes

made a custard slice mwahahaha #glutton

And meringues, to use up the left over egg whites. Just to be thrifty, obviously

goats cheese, lettuce and mango chutney, surprisingly tasty! #sandwichvictory

Oh good, there's a UKIP billboard in Trowbridge #joy #soproud

guardian.co.uk/education/2013…

Has anyone in Bath been stopped by man who asks you to take their shoes off so he can have a look at them? #bath #shoeman

Has anyone else spotted barry shitpeas on masterchef? #masterchef

sunshine,tapas, 4 hour family meals and buckets of tinto de verano - sad to be leaving #Ilovegibraltar

Is it weird that I'm alternating eating chocolate cake with eating jamon iberico? Almost certainly not

End of deadline week, completed flatplan. Green highlighter has never looked so pretty

Happy National Day #nationaldaygibraltar

@EmGuinnessxx left my phone at home, we still going for dinner tonight? Email me at [email protected] xxxx

Hellish double deadline = TWO beautiful new mags a week later