Trump to woman reporter: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock” Reporter: “I'm not, thank you Mr. President” Trump: "I know you're not thinking, you never do” Reporter: "I'm sorry?" Trump: "Go ahead" This is institutionalized misogyny.

It's going to be a corker, don't just take my word for it. standard.co.uk/goingout/theat…

December 1st. This is my time to shine.

Packing for rehearsals, panto & Xmas @ home: what will I wear for 19 days, should I take my cafetière, how many xmas pjs, breathe, will the hotel have bubble bath, unlikely, gym stuff(?) help, wrapping paper show make-up/normal make-up why do I own a giant PANATONE IN A TIN

I really liked going to work today. @Biggest_Panto

Shut your filthy mouth! I need no other recipe ever. x.com/satisfyingeats…

In hindsight I'm probably not ready for a puppy. #Plants

A note to all the haters out there, it is still Christmas and it will continue to be Christmas until Jan 1st and even then if I've got some selection box left I may decide we can go a bit longer this year. I'll keep you posted. Merry Christmas.

Flying over Wembley Arena. Legless as usual.

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Tonight I will be having mini eggs for dinner. On purpose. #foodie

This video is unbelievable. If it had sound you can imagine the guy was shouting and making quite a big scene in his distress, it could have been very intimidating and this woman still cared enough to go back to him. x.com/invisibleman_1…

#RT & #FOLLOW to #WIN a PAIR OF TICKETS to see Dylan LeClair and his special guests Rosemary Ashe, martyn dickinson, Hannah Grover and JOEL HARPER-JACKSON at @LiveAtZedel on 27 January.

When Faye Brookes and I modelled the seasons must haves 😂

😂 funny. And true. x.com/jbwol/status/9…

Have decided to no longer review shows for which actors are not paid, unless they're in a collaborative, non-hierarchical venture. The only way to stop the exploitation of actors by directors & producers is to only cover those that commit to paying properly (Equity agreement).

Oh picker pants you are the dogs bollocks mate xx Marc Pickering x.com/marcpickering/…

Torture. James Smith