my boss is only 34, and her and her husband have been together for 20 years since they started dating at 14. I asked her what is your advice to staying together and in love all those years? This was her response. I’m not crying my eyes are just watering.

This made me laugh very hard. Happy birthday Nick. Be brave.

Your 2019-20 team captains! 💪 #GoArmy

There are warriors working brunch so that you can get drunk at brunch.

Me when the schedule comes out with the slightest minor inconvenience.

Restaurant jobs are great if you really like skipping Important life events and aren’t super attached to seeing the sun.

We have a doubly historic night from Bluffton for Hannah Talkers, who is now the all-time assists leader in Transylvania WVB program history with 3,500!

Me and my sister hanging out like normal adults after beating the shit out of each other daily throughout our entire childhood x.com/Mr__Tweeets/st…

Have you ever been so drunk that all you can do is go to the bathroom and toss up a peace sign in the mirror

Did we plan this a 5 days before? Yes. Are we a little crazy for going 3 times? Probably. Are we worried about any of that? Absolutely not. Judah & the Lion

I’m just like really kinda obsessed.

I say after I cry all day about it