that's right

Friends: Be ready by 8pm. Me at 7:51pm.

my dog: *does anything* me:

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

Scottish guys trying to figure out how to use a ski lift 😂😂

Why do we live in a society where new mums are expected to just drop their whole identity and life to be a mother 24hrs a day. She’s on the stair master for 30 mins, she’s not left her child in a wheelie bin and fucked off for life

Anyone wanting a ticket for street rave festival on ayr beach, got 3x sat and 3x Sunday tickets for it xx rt pls

Looking for 2x Bongo Bingo tickets 19th May at Glasgow?

If Harry Kane scores anytime vs Ukraine… We’ll giveaway a pair of Stone Island cargo pants in a size of your choice worth £320! RT & follow @LabelMenswear to enter. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Selling a weekend terminal v ticket, £100

Seasonal depression is a real thing I can actually feel the sadness leaving my body when there’s abit of sun

3x Bongo Bingo tickets for sale Glasgow 19th May

Selling 4 day bronze creamfields ticket #Creamfields

“i needa start saving money” me when my friends ask if i wanna go eat:

Desperate housewives was THAT show

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas