I always feel like Paul is dying a little bit inside each time he dances on #StrictlyComeDancing

Me watching Chris on #strictly dancing to YNWA...

I'll be handing out my 10 paddle to the #strictly wardrobe, hair and make-up dept. Absolutely phenomenonal!

Protect Nelly at all costs #GBBO

Nooooooooooooo 😥

Debating whether to set up a stan account for Dylan's forehead curl #gbbo

"Never ever ever cry about dick" #gbbo

Excellent Iain #bingate reference on #gbbo

Toasting the wardrobe department of #StrictlyComeDancing for putting Vito in that sleeveless open shirt number...

If Christiaan wins #GBBO

This is what bugs me about #GBBO - you can be utterly mediocre for most of the show or utterly brilliant every week and it counts for sh*t on the final day!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

#Inauguration2025

Gutted about Nigel the Cat. If they kill off Nurse Clifford, there'll be hell to pay... #CallTheMidwife

This is a fight between Hart and Bethlehem - they're the Seagull/Monkman of the 2025 season... #UniversityChallenge

WE'RE BACK-TO-BACK EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

Lucy Bronze playing WITH A FRACTURED TIBIA - what a fecking legend! #Euro2025 #lucybronze #engspa

Need to know the story behind the cat picture... #universitychallenge

Intrigued to know what iain watters thinks of the #bingate redemption meringue tribute on #gbbo #greatbritishbakeoff

When you gamble on a fart and lose... #CelebrityTraitors