Bachelor producers: Here David, here is a cake. Go start some shit. #BachelorInParadise

If Venmo John doesn’t start a dating app after all this I’m done #BachelorInParadise

Twitter worked way too hard to get Grocery Joe here only to watch him get zero airtime #BachelorInParadise

*Last week* Chris:"You can't leave Tia in your back pocket and just have her be an option" *This week* Chris:"I like Tia and I know what I want but she's a good option that I have. I'm in paradise. #BachelorinParadise

so happy we are nearing that time of the year where I convince myself that I indeed can hit Mariah Carey's high notes #alliwantforchristmas

one perk of living on your own is playing a song on repeat as many times as you want without anyone giving you grief

Lol for the last 3 days someone has commented on how comfy I look Can't tell if that's just a statement, a compliment, or look I like a grub

My Music Me: this is great Reviews: “it’s alright.” Me: yah it’s just alright. Me listening six months later: whatever, this is great.

God replaces shame with purpose.

Producer: so were thinking you get to a happy couple meet up and unexpectedly break up with her because you’re still in love with Lauren. Arie: I love that #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale

Me watching the last 40 minutes of #TheBachelor

hi Taylor Swift Taylor Nation PLEASE COME TO CANADA sincerely, every single Canadian fan every single day you are on tour (who doesn't live in the Toronto area) thnx in advance