me seeing that Four Loko now has hard seltzer with FOURTEEN PERCENT alcohol

wild how lonely you can feel even with all your loved ones close

boys r bogus

last night I went to Kroger drunk and bought 8 smoothies...?? I have no clue why but I guess I’m starting a cleanse today

Me thinking about a joke I said 4 months ago

Me trying to form meaningful relationships

Girls during fall be like..

Haddie goes “I fucking hate today, it’s the worst day of the year” I said what’s so wrong with today, she goes “it’s fuckin’ Columbus Day”

someone Venmo me I’m bored

I just wanna lay in bed all day and watch Dr Phil :,(

Who knew I’d have to sell a kidney on the black market to afford my wisdom teeth taken out

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

I personally would like to hire a hit on myself 🤩🤠