god surprising me with new problems every single day

Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING

The day Luke Combs comes out with a bad song is that day I’ll have my shit together. We all know neither of those is ever going to happen

This can be a hard time of year for a lot of people. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.

Trying take a cute picture with my best friend at a party only to be rudely interrupted by a man walking past with 3 bees tied to a fishing string

Does it stress anyone else out that Ian Bergstrom is in charge of keeping a real life human alive

Tale as old as time

25 years today and yet the jury’s still out: shampoo or conditioner? Love, Billy.

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THREAD: The District is providing FREE lunches at the school sites listed below on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (March 16, 17, & 18, 2020) from 11:30am-12:30pm for any child, ages 1-18. These meals will be grab-and-go sack lunches that can be picked up and taken home to eat.

This is epic. Steve Carell ages like fine wine

“do you miss going out?” me:

got they asses

I hope my favorite bartenders are as exciting to see me as I am to see them

just got back from the dog park

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