i hope my kids are good at math cause i won't be no help after 3rd grade

If I’m 40, unmarried, and playing pool with college kids at the bar, euthanize me

if ur here then whos running hell?

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I never had the “sex talk”, but I did have the “if the animals haven’t eaten yet today you better not have” talk

Death doesn't scare me but my dad in a bad mood does.

I was on CLOUD. NINE. Giovannie Yanez

Extra special thank you today to all the mamas who let their babies grow up to be cowboys.

Having a brother is so humbling

having plants can be amazing but sometimes they’re flopping when you’re flopping and it’s just like jesus christ someone in this house needs a win

i can definitely be a bit stubborn. i just like doing things my way (wrong)

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

Y’all must not have paid attention for the last four years.