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hanleia (taylor’s version)

@hanleiaquotes

cartoon han and leia supremacy

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lando: nothing in life is free winter: life is free luke: adventure is free leia: knowledge is free han: everything is free if you take it without paying

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luke, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: this is sadder than the time my hand was chopped off han, choking on his coffee: excuse me?

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luke: (screams) mara jade: (screams louder to establish dominance) leia: should we do something? han, eating popcorn: no, i wanna see who wins this

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an actual conversation i know luke and din had in their relationship #dinluke ——— luke: you’ve never done jury duty, or paid your taxes din: not until gay marriage is legal everywhere luke: din: i stand by that

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han whenever he messes up ——— han: basically we’re still married, right? leia: han: are we not unmarried? han: what i’m asking is leia, please don’t divorce me leia: okay

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luke: what do you think han will do for a distraction? leia: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. that’s what i would do *building explodes and several ship alarms go off* leia: … or he could do that

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AU! the skywalkers’ are happy, han married into the family, & anakin hates him — *padme, han, and anakin sitting at the dining table* padme, doing a crossword: i need a four letter word for disappointment anakin, without hesitation: solo han: anakin: padme: padme: it fits

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luke, doing a puzzle: hey leia, what do you think its going to look like? leia: what do i think its going to look like? luke, its on the box! leia: the picture’s on the box! its a Japanese garden!

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han: leia and i are getting married and i’ve been telling everybody about it. i’m so happy, i want to shout it from the rooftops! leia: and he has. we’ve gotten several noise complaints han: WE’RE GETTING MARRIED! leia: alright!

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luke: its family moments like these i will never forget leia, after luke told her that anakin skywalker is their father: with a good therapist, hopefully i will

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leia: what did you do? han: okay, i’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at me leia: what. did. you. do? han: well first, i was just minding my own business- leia: bullshit han: i was!

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han, half asleep: stop it leia, wide awake: what? han: whatever you’re worrying about, just stop leia: how do you know i’m worried? you don’t even have your eyes open han, smiling: you think i need to see you with my eyes to know what’s going on with you? i know you

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leia: why don’t you have a phone? han: because i don’t want to be tied to some corporate system, you know? han: that, and no one would give me one han: i have incredibly low credit ratings