hank: yeah i dont remember i was probably fucked up hank, crying: yeah i was crazy back then hahahah

hank: YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE? connor: no! i- im a bad bitch you cant kill me!

hank: just remember, no one will be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself

hank: remember one time i liked you? connor: no hank: good, cause it never happended connor: hank, flipping connor off: HA

hank: this needs 2 shots of vodka hank: *proceeds to pour whole bottle in glass*

deviant: *running away, screaming* connor: why are you running, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

hank: daddys gonna have some special alone time, okay? [ shuts the door ] [ heavy metal music can be heard behind the door, along with hank screaming ]

connor: you are my dad, youre my dad boogie woogie woogie hank:

connor, playing a keyboard: is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book.

connor: im telling you hank, im a thug, a rebellious android hank: connor: my life be like ooh ah connor: [ hits his hand on something ] ow

connor: let go of all of the sounds trapped in your mind. hank: *screams*

connor: mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

hank: fuck i cant find it connor: what are you looking for lieutenant? hank: my will to live

hank: let me see what you have connor, running around the crime scene: a knife! hank, getting up to chase him: NO!

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hank: so what do you think about these deviants? connor: why would i know anything about deviants, lieutenant? im not a deviant, im just a machine! what could've possibly gave you the idea that i even cared about deviants?? its not like i am one! hank: