never heard anyone younger than 50 speak polish til today

why would a billionaire release music shouldn’t they be on a private island hanging out with clones

i think that if i had more money than the average person made in 1000 lifetimes i would try to do better than prince cosplay

“shoegaze” pronounced like “fugazi”

gonna be the worst smelling fall on record

the tallboy is an incredible invention. “what if one beer, was two beers”

same unfortunately

nothin right about a busker playing take the a train at union square

beef neckbones beefneck bones beef neck bones

personally i think it’s nice all these boys wanna try making art even if it sucks. consoling that it’s not valued in real world dollars only monopoly money

concussions is the world’s pastime

most people who claim to be goth are not they are in fact just annoying and dressed in black

microdosing dementia by bumping my head a couple times a week

a le creuset sticker on a violin case is a bridge too far

this city is awash in piss

NYPD BUTT MUD TASK FORCE