Girl… not you opening a door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door to another door

There are fruits to eat yet. Life to live

do u wanna have a sleepover theres a normal amount of twigs and leaves in my bed

ill sell crack before i learn to code

I’m always pregnant btw. Either with a genius idea or my next serve

so pissed off at work im eating my emergency kinder bueno

i'm like a rabbit in the sense that i hate loud noises and i can stress myself to death

Wait…. You are a White woman…. and you like Rap music? You are one interesting chica…

You lot may be putting your clocks forward this weekend, but I (a patriot) will be setting mine back to 2009 when this country had a set of bollocks 🇬🇧💪🏻🎾🍆🎾

Sexual harassment in the workplace training? No thanks I’m already pretty good at that

You couldn’t possibly imagine what I’m going through

I’m not sure God’s light shines on East London. They have floods, then they have no water, they have localised power cuts, I’ve literally seen a pigeon being eaten by a wild snake there. Like it doesn’t seem like a real place.

THEY CALL ME GEORGE THE WAY I GOT A W BUSH

I am a normal girl with normal levels of attachment and a normal attitude towards love

You can say a lot of fucking things about Finlay Baines, but one thing you can NEVER say is that he has zero bitches

ARABELLAS WAIST?? WHERE ARE YOU ?? HAS EVERYONE CHECKED IN THE SHADED AREAS OF LEWISHAM