“lets go to target” me:

its spooky szn

“Your network is unstable” …. i’ll show u unstable stfu

Golden retriever club! 😍

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again

We are learning more about the story of a white high schooler who was just brutally beaten to death by 15 black students ⚠️ 🚨The group of black teens stole something from one of Johnathan’s smaller friends, then threw the small boy in a trash can! Johnathan confronted them

I just pissed

This is not salami on the left It is a reverse osmosis filter after just 6 months of use If you're drinking tap water, you become the filter.

“We have guest, go get the fancy pillows”

My Delta flight from Phoenix appears to be flying migrants who crossed the border and are being shipped to New York When I asked a Delta representative if this was the case, his response was “What does it matter, they’re humans too” What is happening????

The real conspiracy is that we are all taught to be victims The easiest way to take away someones power is to convince them they need external people and things... That without money, cars, clothes, girls you can't be happy...without doctors you could never be healthy...without

“are you fucking stupid” me:

happy superbowl all of you brainwashed fucks 🥳🥳🥳

doing a 72 hour fast is nuts because it's literally just you and your body and it proves that we just eat to eat.... I'm on hour 64, l've literally only gotten hungry twice and I feel energized as shit 😂

If you don’t think the flooding in western NC was a geo-engineered weather weapon of war to induce a cheap land-grab on the largest lithium deposit in the country, consider this: Only ONE PERCENT of Hurricane Helene victims in western NC had flood insurance. They weren’t

my stomach is in knots. praying for the best but expecting the worst living on the second floor & 1 block from the bay in tampa.. evidently 12 feet above the ground isn’t high enough with this 15 ft surge. god, please be with us and give us a home to return to.

President Trump is housing 275 Florida linemen free of charge at his Doral Miami resort ahead of hurricane Milton’s landfall My President. 🇺🇸

WOW. “I have 3 friends. All 3 of them had stage 4 cancer…and all 3 of them…don't have cancer right now at all…” “What did they take…?” “Ivermectin and Fenbendazole…”

TikTok is getting banned & my literal only concern is howwwww do i poop