PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH SOMEONE: Oh we’re driving each other a little crazy haha but it’s actually been nice to slow down, catch up on our shows, bake bread. PEOPLE WHO LIVE ALONE:

i will find a cure myself if it means seeing Big Poppa smile again. 14/10

Today the vet referred to my cat as “a cutie” so I guess you could say it’s scientifically correct for me to say that she is adorable

Ladies, picture it: It’s opening night of Broadway. You’re sitting in the Gershwin Theatre. You’re already crying when Glinda says “it’s good to see me, isn’t it?” and everyone screams. Viscerally. You share tissues with everyone.

1. Spoke w/Bishop Mariann Budde of the Washington Diocese. On Trump's remarks: "Everything he has said is antithetical to the teachings of our traditions and what we stand for as a church." ALSO: One of those driven out w/tear gas for the photo op was a *priest of the diocese.*

they literally *gassed St. John's priests on church property* so Trump could pose with a Bible.

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

Gus Malzahn would be the type to not wear his mask over his nose #ArkansasvsAuburn

Congratulations to #UARKLaw students Nate Arrington and Hannah Hines, winners of the 2021 Altheimer #MootCourt Competition. Read more about the competition here: bit.ly/2N6h7D3

What’s cool about the next two weeks is every day is the one-year anniversary of something absolutely soul crushing

ELITE

Ms. Frizzle when a concerned parent asks how their child ended up in someone’s colon

Selling TWO (2) VIP LOWER BOWL tickets WITHOUT MERCH to the show in Las Vegas at Allegiant Stadium on 3/24 💌 Selling for $1,155 TOTAL + g&s fees 💌 DM @Majis2426 if interested (tickets and price have been verified) 💌 ONLY USE PAYPAL G&S‼️ 🏷 Eras Tour, Taylor Swift