"Yeah, sure, go ahead and laugh at my strict beauty regimen. I can forgive you for that. Know what I /can't/ forgive? Attacking me with all those oily T-Zones. Seriously, man! Get a cucumber mask on that stuff! I ain't looking to cook some fries!"

“Galactic Football! That’s a thing, right? That totally sounds like it should be a thing!”

“Is... is everyone okay? You’re all acting kinda weird. Is there something in the water?” Proceeds to pour away his glass into a plant pot.

Throws a paper ball at Keith Kogane.

“Princess Allura is looking as fine as ever.”

“I love Veronica to pieces, no doubt about that. But I swear down, if she embarrasses me ONE MORE TIME in front of Allura — BAM! I’m sending her right to the moon.”

||: Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄🎁 Hope you all have a fantastic day!!

// I don't want to go to bed but my British man-ass requires sleep bc weak I LOVE U ALL YOU GIVE ME A HEART-ON AN AFFECTION-ERECTION

"I don’t need /you/ to tell me when to hu---- WAIT. PERVERT? I AM A GENTLEMAN, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW." x.com/DuxNolebant/st…

// I'm sitting in a hot bubblebath with a cup of tea and lots of scented candles, thinking how much this looks like a porn scene???

#FF @LeftLegYellow @temperedstriker 🖤 Takashi Shirogane 🖤 ᴋᴇɪᴛʜ @SoftPastelKeith @CastlePilot_ @AngryRedBean Give them all some love!

"The name's Lance. I'm a Paladin of Voltron, defending the universe with one hip thrust at a time!"

"IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN AND I WILL /NOT/ MISS OUT ON IT JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE STUCK IN SPACE. KEITH. PIDGE. HUNK. SHIRO. I /DEMAND/ A PARTY."

"I told him I'd do it. Didn't believe me!" x.com/koganeganai/st…

"Pidge! Keith! Stop hacking into my stuff!"

"Yo yo, what's UP my homies! Just wanting to wish you all an AWESOME New Year! It's totally festive here in the castle and everyone (yeah, even Keith, total shocker) is super psyched! Let's all make this a year to remember, yeah!? HAPPY NEW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"