Gonna shave the 'stache.

Alright alright alright alright alright. I get it. I get it. Everyone got a little bit of content and you're all back to try to shove your hands down my pants again.

Y'know how every time you boot up Windows and it always, without fail, needs an update? Try that with a shit synthetic body. My brain is the blue screen of death every morning.

Did I ask for y'all to dig this up.

Vasquez would be the type to call himself dummy thicc. No, I don't know why I felt the need to think AND tweet that. Chalk it up to day drinking.

Speaking from the perspective of being a ship at one point, totes could lewd a ship.

*Tips mask.* M'warrior.

Oh, did I come in memeing at a bad time.

Hm? What's that? My pride? That's back in my fleshy body, cupcake.

((nobody move or you'll jinx it but i think the Muse is coming back so. if there are actual rp desires, ya handsome boy is listening.))

My entire existence.

I know, right? Irresistible. x.com/SirSmokeAlotx_…

Wait wait wait. Do I have the 280 characters.

I don't. What a fuckin' cocktease.

You come into my house you insult my ketchup habits.

Kylo's makin' kissy faces at me and I'm not sure what to do.