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Handsome Jack

@handsome_exe

'Sup, babe. It's me. Your main man. The hero. The Jack of your dreams. It's okay to be attracted to me. Honestly, I'd be weirded out if you weren't. See, the th

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Alright alright alright alright alright. I get it. I get it. Everyone got a little bit of content and you're all back to try to shove your hands down my pants again.

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Y'know how every time you boot up Windows and it always, without fail, needs an update? Try that with a shit synthetic body. My brain is the blue screen of death every morning.

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Vasquez would be the type to call himself dummy thicc. No, I don't know why I felt the need to think AND tweet that. Chalk it up to day drinking.

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((nobody move or you'll jinx it but i think the Muse is coming back so. if there are actual rp desires, ya handsome boy is listening.))