never reposted anything so fast

I scoffed when I saw La Bamba on a ‘Motivational Songs from Movies’ playlist but god damn if it didn’t just motivate me to start and then finish my leftover lasagna. Thanks La Bamba

was about to make a more lighthearted version of this tweet vis a vis my stepmom. somehow this is the parent I turned out most like, last one in the door lol

I’m sleep deprived and feeling shitty about my childhood menty il nils and this post just brought me back from the brink

How white people feel when they say “inshallah”

This is how you beat fascism/authoritarianism.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a faggot

Americans: “it’s so cool seeing the haka in nz, i wish we had resistance like that here” meanwhile, native turtle islanders:

you can be driven into homelessness by someone like brian thompson, then legally murdered by someone like daniel penny, while the money that could have saved you is spent on murdering children in gaza.

They are torturing trans women in Ron DeSantis’ prisons

it was one year on wednesday since i posted this. happy anniversary

Esoteric lore involving my grandmother and the summer I was sent to Miami

Wait lmao

Not sure how legit this is but I think it is to my credit that apparently all I did post-anesthesia was inquire after my partner and her bestie’s well-being

I’ve hit the civil war LARPing part of Twin Peaks

Blocked by another seemingly benevolent chaser on Grindr after I left him on read for a sus message…..many such cases I fear

why are my Grindr DMs literally Guy 1 “what do you think of my cock” Guy 2 “I took my daughter to Disney world when she was 5” I’m feeling about as successful a gay man as my dad and he’s in the closet bro!!!!