Supervising Hettie’s piano practice and she insists before every song she needs to do a little dance and chant “Give us money, give us money!” She says songs come with ads between them.

They wouldn’t be caught dead sitting on my lap. Their preferred method of demonstrating affection is to sit 2 inches out of petting distance.

Super jealous of my daughter's PE class, actually. I keep getting photos of her hiding under the giant rainbow parachute and scooting around on little scooters... I would be in much better shape if my neighborhood had a place for adults to play with the giant rainbow parachute.

No need to worry about remembering to leave room for Jesus. River ensures there is a safety barrier between myself and my husband at all times.

Checking in on my 1D friends.

At the Dallas Museum of Art playing the ‘Which Baby Jesus most resembles your 50-year-old unemployed uncle?’ game

i am not petting her in sufficient quantities

I for one like Roman Numeral jokes

IT WAS NOT A TRAP!!!

We are ten hours into Thanksgiving break. One child has walking pneumonia. The other is literally climbing the walls. Pray for me.

apologies to the loved ones who have spent hundreds of dollars on toys for my kids, but right now their favorite toy is [checks notes] the empty wrapping paper tube

“You look tired" Well, yeah. The enemies didn't become lovers until 2am.