Fuckkkk off man

The gays of the early 2000s were a hot mess

Can’t wait to make my next love interest watch Crimes of The Future (2022)

I can’t stop calling boobs ‘jugs’ in an ironic way

An American at killie bus station just said on a phone call “it’s 6:20 and I’m still in fucking Kilmarnock” cunt tbh

Honestly at my wits end with vivid/lucid dreaming, was fighting for my life last night defending my hotel from half human half spider robot people

One more disappointment away from joining the weed nuns

I’ve decided today that I think acronyms are pretentious, just say what you mean

Girls don’t want a hot boyfriend, they want a boyfriend who doesn’t have social media and has a Nokia

Stereo Love is still one of the best songs I’ve ever heard

Fiona Apple understands me

I yearn to be in a great field of wildflowers in a white flowy dress to run and skip and frolic. Maybe rain too

I hate when a random person smells like someone from your past, this train shelter is a time machine

Drag name: Anna Falactic-Shock

Walking alone? Call us. Fridays and Saturdays 7pm-3am Sundays 7pm-1am

Still thinking about my date telling me my LinkedIn profile picture isn’t professional enough

Pls never tell someone “you look like the less pretty version of x” cos it’s been 8 years and I still think about it bromigos

For the love of god can someone please make a decent remix of About You Now