one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

We will be taking “Bright Blues” on tour in the spring and we cannot wait to put this music on the stage. Thank you to every single one of you for being with us on this journey! -Ripe Tix on sale Friday 10AM Local Time at ripetheband.com! Presale tix on sale tmrw 🔵

How bad is the internet? I can’t even google internet speed test

Sisyphus says he is halfway done rolling this boulder up the hill.

Man id pay a high premium to be able to immediately talk to a person and not have to listen to these freaking robots trying to close accounts or request additional information🙃

Happy New Heavy Hours Album Eve to all who celebrate!

Listening to #queenofthecity in the Queen City. Can’t wait for the full album! Ripe (The Band)

stem majors would be so mad at this mug if they could read

Ready for Ripe (The Band) music tonight! So excited😎

❤️❤️❤️❤️ Switchfoot HOCKEY DAD paramore Ripe (The Band)

75 (at least) is not an unreasonable speed 🙃

Happy new Misterwives day to all who celebrate😎 🎵

French vanilla is just vanilla with a little cigarette ashed into it

Jerry plotline: this girl I’ve been seeing is beautiful, but she chews with her mouth open Kramer plotline:

I won’t stop telling this joke until I get endorsed by Chili's Grill & Bar

This is a devastating takedown of engineers, PMs, and designers:

Indianapolis - We can’t wait to celebrate with you tonight. See you soon!