Pissing with a boner is a adventure #goodnight

Yeah I know ball. Any questions?

02-03 Kevin Garnett was fucking gross

New purchase, just had to #LANK

Enough convincing for me, what’s the venmo? #LANK

Nothing like Rory missing short puts #wakethefuckup

Got the golden egg in the egg hunt. Thanks grandma for the drug money! #LANK

Before blackout Wednesday get you and ur boys to run a 2 minute drill on ur high school football field. Gets the blood flowing and mind sharp for a big night ahead. #CBTM

Buddy of mine trying to get a tan. Just pull the pants up and hit the gym #SHRINK

I wonder what Tim Walz is doing tonight? Hint: Not this

wasting the first throw in beer pong to absolutely pelt your opponent, straight tone setter, could be the move?

Use your local 9 hole par 3 course to dial in your irons instead of the range, idk #CBTM

100 men, who’s winning?

Happy Sunday #besafe

#RapeTheBig10

Just another hardworking day on the job. No I don’t take Juneteenth off. #LANK

What are the side effects to the gas station rhino pills? Thinking about giving them a shot.

Muggsy Bogues played 14 years in the NBA and was 5 foot 3. What the fuck.

Not sure how to feel about this one? Shrink or expand?

Damn I miss PAC12 after dark. #Bringitback