If anyone needs me, I'll be in @StAndrewsUniLib

I fancy going abroad for another book tour. Sales are fairly strong in Europe so perhaps I should aim for further afield. Where should I go?

@thebitgardener Well, if you're going to be content with a mere 16th century institution

My latest follower has a 'Yes' twibbon #awkward

It's just a repeat, but there's a programme about me on ITV at 8pm tonight. Personally, I'll be watching GBBO, but each to their own.

We have a winner! In the event of Scottish independence, I will be moving to....Poole! Thanks to all the towns and cities who submitted bids

Yes, I am Hamish McHamish from #SecretLifeofCats

It's the hottest day of the year and you take the guy's ice cream out of the freezer? #justiceforiain #gbbo

BBC have confirmed that in the event of Scottish independence, Norman will be asked to leave the #GBBO tent. Need another reason to vote no?

I am starting to feel sorry for Diana. #GBBO

The students will be back soon. I can almost smell them.

#throwbackthursday my book launch back in 2012 m.youtube.com/watch?v=625mTF…

I've various calls today with Borough of Poole to try and identify a suitable location for my statue if Scotland loses its mind next month

Discussions with colleagues Carl Bildt, Fred Saunderson and Radosław Sikorski 🇵🇱🇪🇺 about developments in Ukraine.

I'm being inundated with tweets from humans who've set-up Twitter accounts for their cats. #weirdos

@physicsclaire Prof. Lucie Green Give her my love!

Please help support No Thanks, add a #Twibbon now! twb.ly/1uXc1F1

I generally consider myself to be above politics, but the future of our country's just too important. #nothanks

I also want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents. Catch you all later!

Boo! I love the fact that the estate agent selling Mum's house mentions the fact that I used to live there... bradburne.co.uk/properties/4-l…