Me (slightly louder): I said the last time Drake was under this much fire, it, it was from the, the Spanish Armada!
Hot girl: No I heard you, I just found it contrived and sweaty.

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CANT BELIEVE HE SAID THIS! 🙏☝️

The Baltimore Greenway Trails Network is such low hanging fruit to create a valuable amenity for both recreation and transportation. We should get this done sooner than later as it's capital cost is a mere rounding error in the grand scheme of transportation/mobility projects.

We waited a day to post because it's no April Fools'

🏎️Dangerous speeding (43mph+) is now down over 97% along the 28th Street road diet since pre-install.

📸That was apparently enough to remove the speed camera at 28th and Sisson!

A safer street for all. 🚶‍♀️👨‍🦽🛴🚲🚗

ChatGPT, rewrite Stuart by the Dead Milkmen from the perspective of a middle aged lady living in a golf course community

By all accounts, the situation in Gaza has gone from a nightmare to pure hell.

I'm on the Senate floor NOW to discuss the urgent need for the Biden Admin to hold the Netanyahu government accountable & get critical humanitarian assistance into Gaza: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I am hearing that on his deathbed Toby Keith received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Psst, did you know that regular naloxone works on fentanyl overdoses? You don't need anything special! Also, you can’t OD on fentanyl by getting it on your skin - it's safe to help someone!

🎶You belong with me🎶so get and carry naloxone! Learn more at StopOverdose.org!

Elon Musk picked a fight with Nordic workers. We’re gonna make him lose. Help us get the message out: Dear Elon Musk - Get unionized or get out!

The death has been announced of Pogues frontman and songwriter Shane MacGowan. He was 65 and had been ill for some time rte.ie/entertainment/…

I am hearing that on his deathbed Henry Kissinger received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Disappointed that Know Your Enemy didn’t cover this in their Dylan episode.

The reddit D&D group is asking the important questions about today's senate news

MTA has just unveiled maps of proposed Red Line development alternatives. The maps showcase options for modes, tunneling, and station locations. Open houses begin in November! Head over to redlinemaryland.com to view or download maps mta.maryland.gov/articles/403 #redlinemaryland