⠀ the consequences are mine to bear. ⠀ #hsrrp × #mvrp

( eye twitch. struggling to hold a pleasant tone. ) and why not?

you underestimate me, i — ( he turns, and then closes his mouth. his feathers ruffle. ) this is a mess. have you not lived here for years? how have you neglected to unpack for this long?

you don’t even have a toilet.

a bathtub does not a bathtaker make.

aha ha. (🙂*) my name is sunday.

then call me by it.

( blinks. head tilt. ? ) excuse me?

no, you certainly don’t. my name is sufficient.

your best ideas are sunny and mr. riddles. no.

yes, in fact i do. sunday.

stop. ( a chime of his halo, pink creeping into the edges. ) i don’t want to hear it.

Sunday was hit by a truck driven by Acheron!

i hope it does not feel too uncomfortable.

it’s hardly anything, just expanding on an innate ability within all halovians, as well as channeling THEIR grace and forgiveness. nothing special.

i was going to ask if your bathtub is broken.

you reek.

what happened to soap?

( nose wrinkles. ) i urge— no, beg you to take a bath. immediately.

no? would they rather smell as though they lounged in a dumpster for half the day?