"Woo! Guess who's back?!"

Bard, strumming a song: Brave Sir Jamie ran away! Jamie: No! Bard: Bravely ran away away~! Jamie: I didn't!

"So proud!"

Bard: I'm not a witch! Gunslinger: He turned me into a newt! Alchemist: A newt?! Gunslinger: ...I got better. BURN HIM ANYWAY!

"Nothing like a lovely morning! Everything's- ...Lynch mob." He starts shaking ℑᴀᴍɪsᴏɴ ℑᴜɴᴋᴇɴsᴛᴇɪɴ. "Lynch mob! Outside!"

"Bad news: I'm lost in a forest. Good news: I'm lost in a forest with Jamie!"

"Our hero, our hero, Claims a warrior's h- Ah, wrong universe. My bad."

"Some say, only fools fall in," Yes he's singing that song, he's a SAP.

Pros of dating a bard: - music - magic - magic music Cons - NONE

"So... Jamie died once, already? And then came back to life?"

"Empress of fire, In the reign of th- Wait, no. Wrong universe again."

"What a handsome man! Look at that smile!"

Breaks immersion and pulls out a megaphone. "WOW I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!!!"

[ might flip this to just regular lucio after halloween??? idk i do love this bard thing ]

"Please keep in mind that if you have major wounds, it might be better to find the alchemist! My music is slower to heal large wounds."

"Halloween? Hah, what's that?"

"Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red-- No! Wrong again... I just can't get the right universe here!"

Junkenstein: Hey guys, hit that like button if you think being haunted is... kinda hot

"Listen, if a group of frogs decides to start following me around, that's their business, and I won't stop them."