Dr. No sounds like the villain in a movie about improv

I think my favorite part about this is that he constantly talks about how Kimmel doesn’t have ratings, and not one person was talking about that video, but he can’t leave well enough alone so he created his own Streisand effect.

Roses are red Oranges have peel,

This reminds me of when my college did Diary of Anne Frank and the gal who played Anne took the role super seriously, to the point we thought she was kinda losing it, but when they asked her to take off her nail polish she said absolutely not hahaha what a world

AI might be modeled on just this one tweet

Yeah, we are funding them with our taxes. I voted for you TWICE. This is insanely disgusting

This woman is not part of a rhythm nation

“Natural deodorant works for me” it doesn’t. It does NOT

David Allen Coe wrote and performed very racist songs. He can rot

I say again, if he’s so low rated, why give him air in this way? No one saw the video until you shared it

It’s so sweet that they watch tv together

This is a great idea. It’s funny but it also works

We used to rock out to a song called Stinkfist

Happy international worker's day

Osama Bin Laden was caught and compromised to a permanent end 15 years ago. Thanks John Cena!

Nod, hart, ping, port

The expression here is fantastic: I know I’m in trouble but I am quite proud of the trouble I have caused

The camera technique here is pretty solid, but even Tobey Maguire would have blinked by now

Tom’s of Maine ain’t it