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Did Amorim manage that to lose? Is he trying to force the owner’s hands? Or is he just tactically lacking when it comes to planning a final? I am a huge Amorim fan, but this was disgracefully bad. Most important game of the season and total capitulation.

Spurs have had a more successful season than Arsenal. Let that sink in.

There’s a rumour that the Assisted Dying Bill is the first step in a plan to provide protein-rich ‘plankton-based’ food to the population in the form of green wafers. It’s said that Labour is very excited by the potential.

How about we suspend any critical comments about the manager or players for the next few weeks? Players will leave, hopefully some good ones will come. Let’s leave off the negativity and let Ruben and whatever players we end up with have a summer to build a proper team.

There was a time when I thought Bayindir was a better keeper than Onana, but that was based on one game and Onana’s habitual uselessness. I was wrong. They are both really grim, aren’t they?

The rule states that if a keeper has the ball between his hands.. Bayindir did, but loosely. It was kicked from his hands. It’s ambiguous. Was it a foul? Yes. And arguably no. In any case, the BBC ABUS twist their panties crying ‘foul’. I’m glad that bstrd is gone.

IT WAS A FOUL. Read the fecking rule and watch a slo-mo replay. Then shut up.

Posts on here spouting about Bruno and who is or is not coming, etc. it will be what it will be and with the Glazers and Sir Rat it will probably not be good, so settle down. You can do absolutely SFA about it. Enjoy your summer and hope for the least damaging outcome.

It’s official. We need a new ‘keeper.

Ok I’ll say it. I don’t think there’s a chance in hell that Bruno will leave, although in the unlikely event that he did, I wouldn’t blame him.

Anyone want to set up a tag called ‘United Bullshit’ and post irritating clips of clueless opinions and tweets linking United (confidentially and of course ‘breaking’ news) with any rubbish player out there? Oh, wait.

George RR Martin. The Game Of Thrones books series is still waiting completion. According to hearsay, his wife tells all her friends that he always has trouble finishing.

I have stated categorically all along that Bruno would not leave. All you alarmists need to shut the f up and listen.

Fill in your own news: “(name of club) is interested in taking Jason Sancho in a swap deal for (name of player). Sancho and United are interested, but (name of club) are hesitating due to (any concern you like) and Sancho’s wage demands.”

Not that I’m looking for likes, because I don’t actually care, but I’ve noticed that I don’t get likes but I do get copied. A lot. You’re welcome.

The only way we sign players is to offload high earners. Radcliffe’s investment mostly benefitted the Glazers and his decisions on ‘cost cutting’ and firings have only resulted in heavy redundancy payments and increased costs. As a business, we remain an unholy mess.

I know David Beckham is getting a knighthood but why the hell has Lou Macari been overlooked again? Any sort of honour would be ample recognition of his outstanding work in the community. I don’t normally ask but I honestly feel this needs sharing so a RT or 2 would be nice 👍🏼

Those two hideous women in The Farmer’s Dog. Their pretentiousness gushed Jezza into spending a shit ton of cash and these ‘experts’ NEVER once said anything about timeline or questionable operating potential baled out and left him after a massive whinge-fest. Good riddance.

Netflix Department Q. Every cop show trope ever wound into the most implausible plot of all time. And it’s a hit…. Ffs. COUNT the stereotypes in that show. Just count them. The plot lines, dialogue…. Just awful.

Jeremy, you should go the Gordon Ramsay way and take your team to failing farms to sort them out. ‘Farm Nightmares’ season 1 coming? I can hear it now, “Call this a fucking farm? I’ve never met a more clueless, stubborn, arrogant farmer in my life. Close it down NOW!” 😂😂😂