Grandpa fought in the war. Dad negotiated with armed robbers and walked away with change. Me, I’m the first in my bloodline to send my entire salary to the wrong Opay account because “Chinedu and Chukwudi look the same at 1:47am.

Guysss please help me get an iPad for my art😭😭😭😭😭😭10k likes and 2k comments 🙏🙏🙏🙏

If he ever replaces Gyokeres with Jesus in a tight game again he should be sacked immediately

*coughs* *coughs*

There’s 17 odds on your club, cool money!!You should not be asking this question. Just put your money where your mouth is Abi 😂😂😂

Absolute power is within grasp. #HOTD Season 3 returns this June on HBO Max.

mind you… the correct answer is r2Bees

Not what I wished for 🫩

"Declan Rice should stop shouting at Eze".. He's the only one who's turned up every single game during this disastrous run.. If he shout at Arteta next game I will back him like mad.

“One minute, you’re in control. the next minute you’re picking the ball out of your net”😂 #eFootball

"I am thinking of taking leave" Your abusive boss:

There's this cool thing at jobs where if you do your work very well you get to do other peoples work too

Since Peter took that call, he hasn’t rested. That’s why my phone is always on silent. And I hardly pick calls from numbers I don’t recognize. Text me.

When people ask you what happened here, tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for Breaking Bad.

You see? They’re are smiling. So why should you and I feel miserable? There’s more to life. Enjoy it.

Got FC26 as a Christmas gift, played it for a few weeks and haven't touched it since then. It's just ragebait in game form. I almost ran mad.

Your PS5 will definitely sit and collect dust when all you play is FC and COD. Expand your horizon, play open world games.

Egg has to be the best child actor on tv since Sheldon.

if we dey argue who good pass and you dey mention trophies, i go just assume say you be mumu

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.