Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80

i want to be on a boat

I vote Mötley Crüe for 2022 halftime show

2019: *snowing and ice on ground* UCO: snow day! take the day off 2021: *snowing and ice on the ground* UCO: virtual learning day!

I suck at being grown first thing go wrong and I’m crying 😭😭😂

THREAD: I lived in Wisconsin my entire life (til college). I’ve gone to school when the windchill is -30. Mom didn’t make me bring a winter jacket until the temperature hit single digits. But now I live in Fort Worth, TX.

George Straits ex’s cold af rn.

relationships should be 50/50 i teach him skin care and he tells me why my car makes that noise.

a trip to Cancun would fix all my problems rn

over makeup i just wanna be sunburnt, with clear skin, freckles & no hassle this summer

A party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way.

I want to leave this planet

If we walking together just know ima bump u cus I can’t walk in a straight line😭

Dear Chief, ummm….we just went ahead and called it a day. - All of Headquarters 😳

🚨| Taylor Swift reveals the 3 exclusive limited edition covers for 'The Life of a Showgirl'! #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

It’s a love story, baby, she SAID YES