my parents: why do you wanna go back to college if classes are online? me:

All I know is I’ve watched enough tv to believe I should have a show on HGTV or be a judge on American Idol

Retweet if she fed her husband to her cats

I’ve never smiled this much, so blessed to represent the best men! I love you Sigma Nu 💛

You ever wonder what bid days were like back in the 1800’s

We are beyond proud to announce that we took home some hardware this year, notably CHAPTER OF THE YEAR

see that friend. visit your family. make the 3 or 4 hour drive. call that person. say “i love you” too many times. you’ll wish you did it all more one day

For the second time in his career, Nolan Arenado has hit for the cycle!

The refs are calling a foul on every single possession against SEMO. They may have money on the game.

MICHAEL. BLOCK. ACE. #PGAChamp

He needed it. He got it. 😤 We're headed to a playoff Rocket Classic.

Homa is Him.

BUILT FOR PRIMETIME.

nobody: my elf on a shelf: #DWTS

THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THIS ELIMINATION SENT ME ON #DWTS

tatted on my skin so u know its real… I hate to say this but kickin’ ranch will be leaving us jan 22nd 😪

#HAWKEYES WIN!!! #IOWA MARCHES ON TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Champion Golfer of the Year.

nvm, figured it out.