all dog costumes should have fake arms so the front paws are the feet. i realize this now. x.com/DannyDeraney/s…

Hi. Miss you Los Angeles Dodgers baseball.

Biden I just got a email about my student loans. They telling me the payment pause on student loans ends at the end of January. I’m going to have them email and call you because something must be wrong. I swear you told us you was canceling student loan debt.

YOOOO my brother was on this flight🤣😬🥴

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

Where’s that worker’s comp though🥴😩

OMG!!!!!!!!! WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!! THE GREATEST HALFTIME SHOW IVE EVER SEEN!!!

Weeknd, Doja Cat, and Usher behind us❤️ thanks for the pre-show hypeeee

SUPERBOWL LVI 🙏🏻✨🤘🏻 this experience was unreallll. Blessed to be a part of this year’s halftime performance #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow2022

❤️❤️❤️and magical to be a part of

Wind in the hair and all these hues are the best way to cure the #MondayBlues. Retweet if feeling the fresh sea breeze makes you feel #happy! (photo): Haley Grier

This final season of America has been absolutely amazing. I mean, it starts with an attack on the capital and ends with a new Supreme Court that is actively dismantling democracy? That's some top notch writing! And it perfectly sets up the Civil War miniseries that will follow...

Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

@miahbellile The only way anyone’s getting home thanks to Southwest

Imagine a coworker/friend of yours needed CPR for 9 minutes in your office and then after your boss was like - take 5 minutes, everyone. and then get back to work. That's basically what the NFL just tried to do. Total garbage.

you know a song fire when you restart it before it ends