I love (hate) that I live in a different state and still receive Facebook messages letting me know my parents 14 year old dog has once again run away to the grocery store and stole bread for the 1000th time

Big dog

If you don’t like nickelback you’re lying

I just saw my old apartment that I rented ONE YEAR AGO listed at $2000 🤢

😭😭😭 yeah this is the one

After house sitting for my friend with 8 dogs and 6 newborn puppies I have finally come to the conclusion that I, in fact, do NOT want to own 100 dogs. I am good with my 1 weird dog

My sweet angel baby is all tired out from chasing my doordash delivery driver down the hallway

We all agree that my dog looks like Simon Cowell, right?

Best thing about having a dog is that he eats all the chip crumbs I drop in my bed

@stefbendt my best friend and I also make a picturesque couple😂💋

did anyone else’s schools do milk chugging contests during ffa week where everyone would start uncontrollably throwing up on the lawn or did i just go to a fucked up school

I miss my friends

I’m stuck in bed sick and my dog won’t even snuggle with me because he’s scared of my sneezes 🥲🥲

Dental assistant is a job for only the most beautiful women in the world they are angels and the dental light is their halo they protect me from the evil dentist