long story short, it’s my turn

People always ask me how I have so much confidence to do things alone but I literally do not think about being perceived when I'm out lmao. If people think I'm weird for being alone I'm not going to see them again????

the things i went through over the past few years almost damn near killed me so when you see me becoming happy, finding peace, and becoming successful this year just know i deserve this

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

if yall watched nature documentaries you'd know what this is

when you know law of assumption

I wanna hang with people who actually wanna do stuff.. like let's go make some candles, let's take a pottery class, wine tasting, massages, bowling, painting, sht let's take a Pilates class, a tennis class, let's go to a basketball game, pole dancing class, etc ! 🥺 damn hmu

bc they’re for ✨lesbians✨

there's lesbian sex that lasted longer than the tik tok ban

depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls and when the fog start to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour. thats shit is crazy.

Kendrick literally protested, and taunted America in front of the president during America’s biggest sports event. Chefs kiss.

Oh....did you want some Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in the Halftime show???

I need people to understand that even if you're genuinely sorry, you still have to deal with the consequences.

Girl said WRONG JENNY, WRONG BLOCK

No big deal; just a guy playing fetch with a beluga whale...😮

Expecting a reply without a tip is insulting

everyone is upset by this but it just affirms my belief that they are the most polite and considerate insects. Always tucked away somewhere, pay rent by killing other bugs, and now ur telling me they’re conscious of our business hours…gotta give them their 10s