How it feels waiting every May 4th for lightsaber pickaxes

every time i open my mouth

“If he blamed himself for his Uncle Ben's death, I think he becomes a very different character…" motherfucker that's called BECOMING SPIDER-MAN

HEY JIMMY GIMME A PETER PARKER WITH NUTHIN

What autistic people think it’s gonna happen if you talk to anyone ever

>40% mortality rate

Oh fuck my life

mfs when they get infected with a strange new virus:

this is why you always start in greenland in plague inc

WHO THE FUCK LET THOSE PEOPLE OFF THE CRUISE???

Niggas will get the “airborne virus of eternal damnation” and suddenly become extroverted asl😭

"We're not just headlines, we're people too"

Just give him the trump phone already omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mfs will be carrying the super fucking evil T virus that will make zombies who can fly and throw cars and throw up acid and the first thing they gonna think is "I need to go on a trip to Bolívia RIGHT NOW!!"

good career paths to take in 2026:

You did the thing lmao