apple headsets have been around for decades, wake up sheeple

considering moving to LA in my mid 30’s but I have lost all of my edge. is there any room for another dull hipster or would I fit right in

At the wildest farmers market rn

I love how helicopters always look like they’re afraid to land

Spent the better part of the past 48 hours seasoning a new pan.

I want my eggs to slide off the pan and into orbit.

I desire culinary liftoff.

a couple of neutral, quasi-exciting responses to someone's engagement/pregnancy that you have mixed feelings about:

oh my god
whoa!
that's nuts
you're kidding me
wow, unbelievable!
that's really nuts
let's get drinks
wow wow wow

Can't get enough of this Robinhood onboarding

The well crafted illustrations communicate the story effortlessly, while the transitions are buttery 🫠smooth & slick

What's off the charts is the haptics sync perfectly with the animations, like whaaat?! Straight up bonkers 🤯

I have reached peak happiness AMA

In the Super Circus a touchclown is a penalty

If you leave Whole Foods without getting a fun little drink then what are you even doing

gonna start calling my 1-on-1’s 1-minus-1’s because I have zero idea what I’m doing

Just started playing the Last of Us 2 and it has me in the fetal position surrounded by a box of tissues

Life ain’t nothin’ but taxes and downloads

Babe are you okay, you haven’t Been Real today

my wife put a dollar under her pillow last night expecting to find it replaced with teeth this morning

M.I.L.P.

Man I love plants

Oh my god

Unpopular opinion but I feel like the script of the latest Stranger Things season was written entirely by predictive text

space jam, hr giger, movie poster

Do you eat salad with your fingers y or n