{The brilliantly bright sun will cleanse us all to states of absolute perfection~ Welcome to Desert Bluffs Too!} ¤ Kevin rp ¤ canon/non-canon divergences ¤ Infatuated with Carlos ¤ Believes in a Smiling God 😁 ¤ post-Strex mainly ¤ Working hard to build his town

{They say home is where the heart is, but who are they, and how do they know such classified information? Welcome to a Desert Otherworld.} ¤ Cecil G. Palmer rp ¤ Professional Radio Host ¤ Living in a Desert Otherworld ¤ Fell in love w/Carlos instantly ¤ canon/non-canon

"Put simply I'm a deity of sorts made of the Collective Consciousness of the listeners to Cecil's show.

"I'm quite good friends with the watchers of the Twilight Zone too!" No. He's their acquaintances at best

"Not sure, I'll ask her about it. I hear it's a good show! I meet Gravity Falls one time too!"

"Standford, right? There's a TV show based on the town."

Just gestures to himself.

"Is it, Carlos?

"I agree."

"Sorry?"

"I'm quite aware." He nodded slowly.

He's chugging a flask with a lab coat around his waist like a hoodie. This man has lost control of his life.

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"You mean the falls" The falls but the desert

>Curses in void.

>Someone take his flask away

Religions? Pamphlet? Excuse me I have some things to burry.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever been parent shamed for? Post it in the replies. Best one wins a signed book. And no puffy coats. That one's taken.

((if I made a Hamilton RP server on discord would anyone want to join