My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

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Okay nah this is up there with funniest shit I’ve seen today

have y’all ever seen a full rainbow before ??? retweet for good luck

I shared this yesterday and got 2 job offers 😂

RT FOR GOODLUCK

may we never forget this cute iconic moment from this beautiful adorable little boy. the world lost the most amazing human being. heaven just gained a one of a kind angel...rest in peace cameron boyce❤️🥺😭

in a mood. not telling you which one

I retweeted this and got a 96% on a chem exam y’all better retweet right tf now.