If I get one more email, text, or phone call about this election, I’m going to light myself on fire I stg just LEAVE ME ALONE

The F in my name stands for how many fucks I give Exactly.

Not me forgetting about a brand deal & them reaching out like ??? hello!! How are you?!?!! 🥹 I’m fine. Don’t hate me for not posting pls

THE TIME CHANGING THE MORNING I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR MIAMI SO I GET AN EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP >>>>>>

Do not be that shitty friend that treats their friend like shit and then texts them months later asking for advice on something….🙄

Terrible call man.. Where’s the flag for grounding?!?!?!

Nobody prepared me for the anxiety that accompanies choosing your official company headshot

I simply must attend a Harry Styles. concert. I may have to go alone but gd it I will go!

I get it’s busy season but tracking packages needs to be better I’m stuck for the full day for a “signature required” delivery as it will be delivered before 9pm today 😒 Giving up my entire day because it gave me “between 9:15am to 9pm” just isn’t good enough 😫

Who else learned about the multiple different species of penguins? Like what we’re they preparing us for?

You know you’re basically married when your SO yells “I’m on fire!!!” From the toilet to which he’s referencing DRAFT KINGS 😂

Georgia be like: Today: 6° A week from now: 70° 🙄🙄🙄

Client: *requests information* Me: *sends information* Client in email: “stop. Sent from my android”

FLY EAGLES FLY, baby 💪🏼🏈🦅 #SuperBowlLVII

I’m sad that we lost… I’m even more sad it happened on a bad call and running down the clock for a field goal. Regardless, We’ll see you next year & we’ll be the ones holding up that trophy #FlyEaglesFly #SuperBowlLVII #SuperBowl

Frank Ocean’s Blond will forever be my favorite album of all time. The composition.. the lyrics.. the production. Absolutely incredible.

Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.

Amazon really be wildin bc I literally ordered something not even an hour ago and I got a notification it’s out for delivery 🥴🥹 thank you Amazon drivers and warehouse peeps ❤️

Let’s ply a game call “how many times will I restart my Xfinity box per episode” We’re 10 mins into the episode and the answer is 4. Don’t even ask how many times I’ve restarted it today or even just this week. What an absolute waste of money.