2 FOR 1 HAPPY HOUR HOTSPOT FRIDAY'S @ BOND LOUNGE BAR on.fb.me/Kgm3tP

@BradMilzy - Party Theme? "When We Were Young"! Everyone dress-up as themselves from a childhood photo & brings copy of the photo w/them!

Introducing AFL Football to Newbies weekendnotes.com/introducing-af… #weekendnotes

#wheresyourheadat #bassmentjaxx #brokenheadlight #airhead #fixit instagram.com/p/aqlnT7t8IR/

Pulled over for 'holding my phone'... not using it... Just putting lives in danger by 'holding it'.. #closecall #whatajoke

End of Financial Year Packages Available!! #eofy #pinocchiorestaurant #toorakroad #hamptonstreet instagram.com/p/auzZEpoG6w/

The pizza festival is all about Pinocchio's tonight!!! Limited spaces available at Hampton! Bookings… instagram.com/p/bDS1yVIG8A/

pinocchio_italian's video #pizzafestival #pinocchiorestaurant instagram.com/p/bDjiBJIG6q/

Ah to be young again! #cousin #family #schooldance @ The Ivanhoe Centre instagram.com/p/bI8oDHN8Hr/

pinocchio_italian's video instagram.com/p/bLBaQuIGxD/

Finally, a place to put the scenery which I have! #engrish #musthave #flower #dumb #beautifulscenery instagram.com/p/bscO11N8L1/

My old car just drove past me... oh how I wish I never sold you!

latelatelatelatelatelatelate for ACMI!!!!

Ooooohhhh... yep... this is the last straw! It's war when the house'mate' wakes up!

@VodafoneAU_Help Ive been on hold for 57mins - was told it would be a 7 min wait! yesterday tallied up to 6 hours on hold. Ridiculous

The 34-year-old was last seen at his residence in Myrtle Street, Glen Waverley at about 9.30am on 5 Oct. Details → s.ctx.ly/r/10jct

The Project Lehmo Vodafone chick asked I send mms proof of being overcharged to their ‘test’ phone but gave me her personal number! Bet she regretted that!