On TV shows, people are always begging their bosses to let them work when they are sick/bereaved etc. I, on the other hand, try to think of a convincing excuse to call off literally every morning when my alarm goes off.

I will add my voice to the cacophony of ass waffles who have June birthdays, for today in my 35th name day. It’s also pride month so I like to think of the included gif as a hot pair of twin flames instead of actual twins.

Me, writing grade reports for my students encouraging them not to procrastinate, as I gear up to pull an all-nighter to write said grade reports because, well, I procrastinated

Help I have a new colleague named Quinn Martell and I can’t stop imagining him being consumed by dragon fire

In a strange turn of fate I (the one who hated high school more than any other) not only ended up as a high school teacher but am as of this moment spending my Sat. night chaperoning prom. The music and vibe as bad as I remembered.

Update: the awkward standing around has started

Holy shit #andor 🥺❤️🎉Clearly the creators share my interest in and love of leftist uprisings in Latin America. Never been more moved or validated by a season of TV.

No one, and I repeat NO ONE appreciates a huge snowstorm in the forecast like a teacher on the verge of winter break