just remembering how I wrote a research paper about system of a down in 5th grade - why did no one stop me and why have I been angsty for nearly 2 decades

trying to dress as nun-like as I possible to cover up all my tattoos to go tour Strider’s new christian preschool but the “damnit” on my ankle cannot be covered 🙃

these can’t be the same hangovers I had in my early 20s

just for the record, Cole called me the most caring person he knows 6 years ago, you can tell he hardly knew me 🥲 so sweet 💞 ultimate catfish was my personality 🥰

it’s my birthday, I’ll go to sleep at 7p if I want to <3

not even 10 am and Strider has had 11 meltdowns.

24 hours without nicotine and I am unwell

we’ve only been trying to potty train at home for the past two days & S has only had one accident! we put him in diapers to go out & about and he told us he had to go pee at target and held it until he went to the big boy potty 🥲😭😭😭

quick, talk me out of getting a 2025 kia carnival

why are Chappell Roan tickets $240 a piece 😭

drugging myself with benadryl finally got me to sleep through the night just in time for me to go back to work tonight 🙂

Strider’s doing this really cool thing where he will repeat the same thing over and over again even if you acknowledge him until you repeat it back to him and then he’ll move on. remember when I said I wanted him to start talking? I changed my mind.

road trips with a potty trained toddler are not it!!! can we go back to pissing in diapers just for like 4 hours pls 😭

Strider’s new sayings: trying to put him down to walk - “I can’t, my legs hurt.” can you bring me that - “I can’t, my hands are sore.” you’re sleeping in your bed tonight - “no it’s too hot.” this kid literally makes excuses for everything already... he’s THREE. I can’t 😭

Strider just woke up out of his sleep and waved to something on the ceiling. I’m burning Cole’s mom’s house down.

mcdonald’s hashbrowns are now $3!!! what the actual fuck

can I wear a kublai khan tx sweatshirt to the church pre-k drop off

Pelvic floor exercises? You mean puss-ups?

if I’m doing nothing else right, I know I’m raising the sweetest son.