#hospital living Only option for mix, here is a #vodka and Fairley Grape Juice. What should this be called?

Amazing x.com/PotGeek/status…

#sexuality and #cancer is a great read. Not once does it condone the using of one's cancer to pick up tho. #tinder

Want to feel sorry for #BrettFavre ? Watch this monkey on his infomercials all day on #AMC #sad #poorguy

#radiation is a pile of shit. I just spent since 8AM choosing whether to shit or vomit or cry. I chose right as I am accident free at 3PM

You're a white comic, you have a joke with an ethnic accent, do the joke without the accent. If it bombs, cut the joke. #tipsfrombed #comedy

Someone sent me an anonymous present today. So cool~! #ThankYou #Universe

Nojoke, this episode of Judge Judy is actually 'sponsored' by 'The Victims of Mesothelioma #Cancer Caused by Asbestos.' Actually. For real.

In !hospital for last few days. The floors here specifically reserved for us dying #cancer patients are gorgeous compared to last stay.

My little #Sisters came to visit me in #hospital. 20 mins in and they stole my bed & computer. Nice they care so much about their big bro.

Break out king.

I got a fancy dancy new #hospital bed at home now. My room looks like the final scene of #MatchStickMen where they pull the super con.

#AmySchumer is trending over our national mental health campaign., w/ a nudge I bet she could really help kick it off #BellLetsTalk #Canada

Mom and Dad are both on leave to be here for me while I die. They haven't spent this much time together in yrs. #TwitterGold coming soon.

Mom to Dad; 'Where's the floss hun?' Dad,winking with a smile that makes me want to vomit: 'You mean those panties from last night? Ow! Ow!'

Dad: What's for dinner? Mom: What did you do all day? Dad: Sat around, like you did. Only I got paid to sit around so get at er! Steak pls.

Great idea! #TomBrady and #MarkWalberg so should make out for #BellLetsTalk bang on The Social .

#CardsAgainstHumanity Loser Poem. The snazzy KKK Just two midgets shtting into a bucket. Oh, Penis Envy.