Said nobody ever

Whoever came up with the idea of #TheMaskedSingerUK deserves a bloody medal

If you don't make the most of a sneeze and make it excessively loud then you're a fuckwit

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gareth Southgate, the whole of England is with you . . . . . . 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Less than three seconds after everyone's shift ends today:

Kyle Walker is player of the tournament.

Big Rob Cattell when he nets

Ooooohh you’re hard

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Right. Let's crack on shall we?

The FA have released this video. Please give it a retweet but most of all, watch it. Football has a problem. #EnoughIsEnough

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