Hello everyone, just wanted to share the best 57 seconds ever produced by Soviet TV:

🇮🇷 ارومیه Blacksmiths (h) 1. Labia Menorah 🏳️‍🌈 P 2. Candelita Enjoyer 2B 3. Karl RF 4. Noah Luden 3B 5. vincep SS 6. BBtime C 7. Davos or Davis🎙 1B 8. Ryan LF 9. Dante Cunningham's Burner Account CF

🔽3 | 1 -- 0 | 1️⃣2️⃣*️⃣ | ⚫⚪| Karl singles to right. Labia Menorah 🏳️‍🌈 scores. Candelita Enjoyer to second. 2 -- 0

Matt Rhule looks disgusting--nipples protruding--in his weird gray smock on the sidelines. Very very disrespectful.

🔼3 | 1 -- 0 | *️⃣*️⃣*️⃣ | ⚫⚪| Karl homers to left. Karl scores. 2 -- 0

this thread, but for the Mon-Fayette and the Southern Beltway cc: Ryan Deto 🌻Jay Ting Walker🌹 PGHers for Public Transit Ben Panko

this tweet is straight out of the mind of David Roth

It’s thirsty Friday @treblaw

Duquesne ruining things for the rest of us once again!

never in doubt!

Let’s go

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smh @ me for not going from first to third on a single

puka shell necklace ass head coach smh

The more weird stadium-specific ground rules (the hill in Houston, etc.), the better. Also, four games weekend series with Sunday doubleheaders (1:00 and 4:30) should be the norm.

over the past two weeks, the phillies clubhouse has risen to a level of erotic that you only see once every few years, if not longer. once a team gets horny like this, earth’s mortal bounds can no longer attempt to contain it. phillies in five

NFL prepared for the inevitability of a United Ireland

Watching the replay of Schwarber leg out that triple makes it clear that he’s the Krukkiest Phillie since Kruk.